Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Gears of War Style

[Hobo]

In west Sara born and raised
With the COG is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And shootin’ some Locust out by the pool
When a couple of Snipers who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in mah neighborhood
They got in one little shot and my squad got scared
They said “We’re movin’ to that cover right over there”

Carmine yelled “It’s jamming” and that shot hit near
His head spurted blood, his body was there
If anything I could say “SNIPER!”
But then I thought, forget it, “Yo team to co-ver!”

We pulled up to Tyro ‘bout 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Locust, “Yo homes kill ya later”
Looked at the bomb, I was finally there
To settle my score as the COG savior

[Graycrash]

That's the third Fresh Prince Parody I've browsed over this forum, and I've been hear for less than ten minutes.

[Facepalm.]

[Hobo]

:D