Team Fortress 2

[Forte]

Disregard Piracy. Download free game. Computer suck? Follow link.

Also, you may wish to download Game Booster, a fabulous little application that our local king of spam (not Meta Knight) told me about. It'll make the game run much smoother.

[Hobo]

Here's a tl;dr version of how to install it.

1). Download and install Steam (You need to register an account with Steam, and let it update)
2). Download the .dll file from the first post
3). Contact Forte via AIM for the UnDead Patch
4). Replace the .dll file in the Steam folder with the one in the first post, and place the UnDead Patch in the steam folder as well.
5). Run the Undead Patch

Congrats, now download Team Fortress 2 from Steam. If you encounter any problems contact Forte or I on AIM.

[Sepuku.exe]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! ... Unless it's a farm!

[Hobo]

If you enjoy the cracked version of TF2, I HIGHLY recommend you buy it. Valve's a company that deserves your support, and if you don't feel like spending $20, then wait 'til the Steam Holiday Sale, should be around $10-$15 then. Sucks if you missed the $2 sale though.

[c0mp1337]

c0mp1337's micspam convert guide:
go get goldwave
open the mp3 or whatever file you want to convert.
go to resample:
set it to 11025 hz

go to bandpass/stop, set it to:
from: 100hz
to: 5512hz

go to pop/click and set it to 800 or 750

go to match volume:
depending on your tastes:
put first: reduce average level to avoid clipping.
then go set it up to: -18db or -22db on the presets.

optional:
if you want your micspam to be a little louder than what you want to hear it then go to change volume:
go to the presets and set it to double.


now then to convert it to the aproppiate format:
go to save as and set it to:
save as type: wav
attributes: pcm signed 16 bit mono

[Hobo]

c0mp1337's micspam convert guide:
go get goldwave
open the mp3 or whatever file you want to convert.
go to resample:
set it to 11025 hz

go to bandpass/stop, set it to:
from: 100hz
to: 5512hz

go to pop/click and set it to 800 or 750

go to match volume:
depending on your tastes:
put first: reduce average level to avoid clipping.
then go set it up to: -18db or -22db on the presets.

optional:
if you want your micspam to be a little louder than what you want to hear it then go to change volume:
go to the presets and set it to double.


now then to convert it to the aproppiate format:
go to save as and set it to:
save as type: wav
attributes: pcm signed 16 bit mono

I love you. I've been needing that for the longest time.

What version of HLSS do I need?

[c0mp1337]

i use hldj, i havent used hlss since its not longer updating.

[Forte]

If it means anything to anyone, HLDJ has a built in audio converter. Turning the volume down helps song quality.

[c0mp1337]

If it means anything to anyone, HLDJ has a built in audio converter. Turning the volume down helps song quality.

You can raise it with your favorite audio editor

[Hobo]

It's free now.

Why the fuck aren't you all downloading it.

[blackhook]

Because everyone on this board except me already owns it?

[lern]

I downloaded it

oh god is it fun and addictive. I can't even pick my favorite job. They're ALL epic!

[Hobo]

IN RELATED NEWS

HOBO DOES SCIENCE

GIVE ME YOUR SERIES #20+ CRATES IN ORDER FOR ME TO CONDUCT IT

[c0mp1337]

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[Clockwork Pyrite]

In case any of you actually have money, (lol) we got a Strange Backburner we're looking to get rid of for another strange weapon.